#TGPNPC ~ Dirtiest Named Polish

Hello Dahlings!

 

If you don't like 'bad words' just stop reading right now

& go do something else today.

You're good?

Okey dokey, let's get this fuck fest on da road!

 

I use profanity,

but usually prefer to be more creative with my expletives.

However,

sometimes cuss words do add a certain flair

to one's communication.

Sometimes offensive language is fucking hilarious!

 

Since most polish makers are trying to sell us their products,

they generally try to not offend da majority.

There are however, a few indie brands

that don't give a flying pig fuck if someone gets offended

& name their polish what ever they feel

works for them lil bottled bitches.

 

Hence my mani for today's prompt...

 

 My Dirtiest Named Untrieds are both scatter holos

that almost, but not quite, catch da linear rainbow.

I sponged on some funky French tips

with a back end French tip for accent.

 

 Da line up ~ Pretty Bitch Balls base coat,

Carpe Noctem I'm a Big Fucking Deal!,

Girly Bits D!ck In a Box

& Pretty Bitch Cock top coat.

Both Cock & Balls are previously worn,

but how could I not use them for this mani?

(Alas, Cock is currently not available.)

 

 This is 2 yummy jelly squishy coats of I'm a Big Fucking Deal!

 

 I managed to find a bit of sun, for a few minutes.

 

 

Next up ~ NEON

(Do I have any untried neons left?

I guess we'll just have to wait & see!)

 

>^. .^<

 

On afternoon, a few weeks back,

I heard this thumping noise coming from da landing...

 

Ciri had a REAL mousie!

He was playing some weird version of cat volley ball with it

& was SO pleased with himself.

 

I don't know if he hunted then killed it

or just found it dead & brought it home.

I have a strict rule about not bringing 'presents' into the house.

(I also prefer that they not open my presents for me.)

So I picked it up by da tail & took it outside

while praising Ciri for being such a good kitty.

I know some peeps get all upset

when their cat kills something,

but guess what?

 

CATS ARE CARNIVOROUS HUNTERS!

 

Even if they never get a single hunting lesson

 from their mom as a kitten,

they still have instinct to go by

& most cats will at least try to bring down prey.

If they don't get to go outside,

they'll 'hunt' toys & maybe any bug that gets in.

If they get to go outside,

they will endeavor to bring down

any small critter that they can find.

If they really love you,

they'll bring their kill home & give it to you.

(If I had 2 dead mice, I'd give you one!)

Getting mad at a cat for hunting

is like getting mad at a dog

for barking when a stranger comes to the door.

They can't help it,

it's part of their genetics to do these things.

If you really can't stand the thought of a cat hunting, 

maybe you should consider having a vegetarian pet?

A hamster or fish maybe?

Okey dokey, enuf of my fucking soap box.

 

Thanks for stopping by!

Now get off your arse's & go take a gander

at what naughty named polishes

da other Pirates have to show you.

~ Inky

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